Yesterday morning I was getting ready for work. It was a pretty cool day here only in the 60s. I picked to wear leggings and this cute black dress. Well the dress I am wearing in the picture on the top of this page. The dress has a empire waist and plenty of belly room so I figured it would be a go. I slip the dress on just fine and zip it up. I did a little "yeah... that right extra small dress I can still wear you" twirl in the mirror. I bent down to put my socks on because I broke out my pink boots for the first time this fall. When I bent down I noticed the top part of the dress was
I reached over to the left side to pull the zipper down and it wouldn't move. So I tried again.... again... and again for about 3 minutes. By this time I was all hot, sweaty and wanted the dang dress off! I took a deep breathe (well as best as I could because my lungs were compressed with boobs) and tried the zipper again. NOPE... not going down. I walked outside because I was so hot and claustrophobic by then I was fixin to go crazy! I came into the house with a new attitude.If I couldn't get the dress off... I will just cut myself out of it. I mean after all I have had the dress for awhile so it has had it run. So a quick prayer and another semi deep breath and the zipper slid down. THANK GOODNESS!
I love that dress and didn't want to cut it up but I didn't think there was any other choice. I was even going call the neighbor because my arm barley could reach over to cut it. I took that dress off as fas as I could and threw it on the floor.
So I guess I learned my lesson.... no more extra small for this girl! This is the first time in my life my boobs have been to big for a outfit. This just doesn't happen for me! It was too funny and I wish there was a hidden camera to catch my crazy self! It would have given you all good laugh.
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